How to reduce your children to tears in 3 easy steps..

Hello all..hope that your all well today.
As the title says..how easy it is to reduce them to tears..
Step 1..buy a book you have heard about .
Step 2..don't flick through it beforehand to get the jist of the plot.
Step 3..read it to them and sit back and watch the tears fall..
God i felt like such a crappy person..but it was too late i was already half way through the paragraph when i suddenly realized what was going to happen..if i has stopped they would have guessed any way..
Lesson learnt ..just check the bloody book in future so none of this happens again..poor little  Iris sobbed for ages..Fern had big tears and so did i by the end of it.
take care all
sara